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Thoughts
for a new working week...
Thoughts for a new working week...
Thoughts for a new working week...
One sometimes receives an email with
entertaining thoughts for the day.
This one was for a new week! We do
not think they are offensive; just entertaining.
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> Nuggets of Zen (Who's Zen?)
> Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
> walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
> beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
> If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
> again, it was probably worth it.
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
> him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
> mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
> them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
> If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
> missing a couple of car payments.
> It is far more impressive when others discover your
> good qualities without your help.
> It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
> to serve as a warning to others.
> Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> Always remember you're unique.
> Just like everyone else.
> No one is listening until you make a mistake.
> Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
> you can't be promoted.
> It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
> to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to
> do it.
> The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
> fan belt and a leaky tire.

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